RULE NUMBER ONE IS: DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!!

I ain't linking to nothin', you all know who I'm talking about. He's posting piggish/trollish questions to his own LJ now, and it's quite obvious he wants to poke us in the side and make us twitch, and by "make us twitch", I mean he wants us to post lots of long, heated replies to his LJ, waste our time trying to school him as he laughs at us, and just generally get us upset with his awesome and manly temerity. I don't know whether it's a case of "he's doin' it for the luls!", or he's getting sexual pleasure from upsetting the wimminfolk, or if he can actually glean quotes and ideas from us for his tacky little pseudo-science paperback that he's hoping to work into a movie deal someday, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not post any replies to his LJ.

PLEASE IGNORE HIM. IT IS THE ONE THING HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO DO.

From this point on, I'm officially getting more annoyed with the people who keep rising to the bait than I am at the idiot in question.