Col. Jack O'Neill's: 7 Rules of Gate Travel [FTtL]

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HEE! DoubleTreble1518 has some wonderful Stargate vids and associated fun stuff on his or her youtube page. Here's my fav:

(Credit where it's due, I found this vid via astridv's post of a link to DoubleTreble1518's awesome Stargate/Inception trailer, which you should go look at now.)